Ow, my brain.

[drazuki]

Now, read this review I got for C&C:


"Please update! I really hope you put dawn with Rhian and his sister with Shasta. I love RHIAN! also I figured that since Dawn and his sister both did the spell in the same bowl and both are witches the spell on Shasta and Rhian will effect dawn and karen. I just hope shasta goes for karen and Rhian gets dawn. Even though it'll probably be the other way around. Please update!"



DOES YOUR BRAIN HURT TOO?!

1. Shasta is gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
2. Rhian is straigh, he just has a love spell on him.
3. KAREN IS FOURTEEN. Shasta is TWENTY-FIVE!
4. Karen's spell describes Rodya, Dimitri's little brother.


OW.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe this is how J.K.Rowling feels every time she comes across Draco/Harry fanfiction or fanart, you know? Except, it's kinda the reverse, as you're being begged to make your gay characters straighter.

Most authors right hetero romance and they get asked to make their characters gay.
You write slash and you're asked to make your characters straight.

The moral here?
THE FANS ARE NEVER HAPPY.




- Jessie

[(Anonymous)]

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I'm tired, okay?