In which Draz reads Twilight.

[drazuki]

Bella's Smart Thought: I knew I was eager to get to school because I would see Edward Cullen. And that was very, very stupid.

Another Smart Bella Thought: I was consumed by the mystery Edward presented. And more than a little obsessed by Edward himself. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

OMG Another One: I couldn't allow [Edward] to have this level of influence over me. It was pathetic. More than pathetic, it was unhealthy." IF ONLY SHE LISTENED TO HERSELF.

Bella Foreshadows Herself: "So, as long as I'm being...not smart, we'll try to be friends?"

I'm going to read this. I'm going to read this entire series. I'm going to only use libraries to find this book because S. Meyer donated tons of money to the Mormon church, which funded California's Prop 8. Y'know, the one banning gay marriage?

Comments

[lusse-kun.livejournal.com]

the best part about this post? The tag. Made of Win.
also: if you think those are bad, wait till you get to the fourth, that one sets a new low.

[narkkasu.livejournal.com]

Meh they were okay til the fourth one, which was made of so much fail i think i died a little inside. Movies sucked too.

Dunno why everyone was like OMGTHESEBOOKSARETHEBESTESTESTEST!
I could understand idiot teen girls obsessing about the movie cuz of the actors but i dunno.
Guess I like my vampires actually badass. =P

But good luck with your suffering reading.

[rachelmorph.livejournal.com]

I still say that you only read the first one, and then read summaries. That way, you get a taste of the series, and still retain your sanity.

[journeyhere.livejournal.com]

Most amusing. This is why I don't read them I get to hear all the juicy fails from peeps and friends on lj.